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See my updated fabric prints for #goolifeclothing

@goolife_clothing @fizzyfingers @pennydrop @frootfuct @fruitstoop @lexislaqua #ethicalfashion #fashion #animals #meat #vegan #meateater #carnivore #vegetarian #recycled #psychedelic #famousartistsebastianberto

Slanderous location.
Vox pop fairy.
Dream tankard.
Gloat ichor.
Crass foldback.
Goliath foliage.
Mating mud.
Vacuum respite.
Villified Cro-Magnon.
Emphatic oil.
Grizzle mates.
Gutter warbling.
Detainee oak.
Lupine net.
Grass boots.
Trope mechano.
Reefs hectic.
Tacks in slide.
Venture cramp.
Brackish cavalier.
Stonewash balding.
Broke dork.
Culminated dacks.
Flux orator throw.
Carbuncle love.
Bocconcini seams.
Pick scones.
Missed coronation.
Haze of flock.
Nape of ghost.
Deliniation forged.
Caustic dream.
Metal allergy.
Maggot beat.
Brimming zeal.
Barometer tazed.
Undead tractor.
Necromancy abounds.
Ethics uncouth.
Friends salient.
Neatness entourage.
Preening sag.

@mirazmirrorz

#precision #homemade #prose #crowquill #custom #fountainpen #noodlersink #arttherapy #hatching #etching #penmanship #bird #swarm #perfect #anatomy #dreamboat #famousartistsebastianberto #famous #evilbaby

THE FINAL PIECE OF MY 10 METRE ARTWORK FROM LAST YEAR. SOON TO BE PICKED UP BY NICHOLAS LYNN!!! @mecharedpanda

<3 RIP THE WETLANDS <3

Artists statement:
‘Owe haighe theyre.
You minght known me as Famous Artist Sebastian Berto. You migeht recognise me from that Seb show. You might recorngnise that you were actchully the wun hoo created me. I am your evil baby. I swarm all by myself. Let me mate with mud for mud is fecund. Thank you for your ongoing support bog boigh.’

#evilbaby #wetlands #famousartistsebastianberto #ohheytherebigboi #enduranceartwork #verygoodfalafel #famous #artist #sebastian #berto #dancer #caramellokoala #transpersonal #arttherapy #fecund #mud #mating (at Northcote, Victoria, Australia)

Something special I’m developing for a friend

NEXT THURSDAY
JULY 28th
Link in my profile ;-)
@jimayfalcon @shagaze
@tenfingerz @joshborg @maddytucker @kerithmg @thesteamingkeans @scratchcobes @joshweeks (at The Wetlands)

6PM!!! TONIGHT!!!
623 SYDNEY RD!!!
OPENING CEREMONY.
FOOD/WINE/SILLYNESS
I BEGIN THE ARTTTTTTT!
Come with an awkward speech and Pat me on the bum for good luck! (at The Wetlands)

FAMOUS ARTIST SEBASTIAN BERTO’S HYPERACTIVE MEGA ENDURANCE DRAWING ART-JAM RESIDENCY AT THE WETLANDS STUDIOS! COME!

15th to 30th JULY!

https://www.facebook.com/events/140831439678925/?ti=cl

#thewetlands #art #jam #residency (at The Wetlands)

I just finished a design for THE FABULON. A wearable art /performance art/ fashion show as part of VAMFF! Please come check it out on the 26th.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1529542030708028/

Potty Suckling was a whitewash campaign of great renown. Every year Morse code message invites would be subliminally added to the end of news reports, power tool commercials and in the melody of small novelty birthday cards. 1947 was a time when all humans and animals understood morse code. That was of course just before the emoji wars erupted. Devotees to the white washing cause would come from all over the globe to the washing ceremony in Prague. Every fabric in the city would be covered in bleach and then hurled into a gigantic, whirling, wooden wash tub, made from the bark of the silver birch threes that once flourished in that area. With the tub measuring 50 metres in diameter, this ceremony had dimensions capable of inducing massed hysterical catharsis in all the realms of human whiteness desires. Just to stir the tub and its contents took the re-engineering of an antique Ferris wheel from the stone age. The massive 10 tonne bluestone blocks would swivel and churn the water creating a crisp white froth. Some onlookers were so over excited that they threw their children, goats and potting mix into the tub believing that they would become famous. All it really did was create red and brown stains to the water, which quickly became white again as the overwhelming force of the chemicals bleached all. Once Potty Suckling had finished, the birch tub would be dismantled by a crack team of soot covered brigands. The waters and contents of the tub would wash out over the cobblestone streets, down into drains and contaminate the water supply. The aftermath of this poisoning was that the chemicals in the water caused severe blindness. The population of the entire city would all at once become blind for a six month period called ‘The White Blight Sabbath’. This aforementioned blindness was not entirely accurate though. In truth, the people could still see one thing in their 'blind’ state, and that was an infinite expanse of whiteness, stretching out before them forever and ever.

#Italy #meatballs #vegan #carnivore #poster #movie #dance #curves #fountainpen #namiki #ahab #noodlers #parker #famous #love #duckface #vape #ethical #fashion #zealot #starcraft #blackops3

A faux terminal lays in front of you. It purrs and pops like a fresh bowl of cereal. Gazing up you see the five fizzing television screens plagued by static interference. You are ready to do some work. You press the emerald oval: Vanishing points in your mind collapse into a singular cherry and your troubadour memories come flooding back in. You thrust the sapphire clutch: A swooning beggar is shot down a glass chute along with his petty, earthly belongings. You swivel the yellow tangy knob: Flotsam and detritus are ejected into space from an orbiting satellite. You watch it sparkle in the sky. You pull the amber hooter cord. The hooter hoots. You flip the mottled blue and brown switch: A cacophony of infants voices rises out of the surround sound speaker system. In their lyrics, they wail for a harpsichord brigade to come sweep them off their feet, but alas, they get nothing but milk sodden biscuits and thimbles full of rum. You depress the vermilion, antique rubber bag: A tiny light begins to flash just out of the corner of your peripheral vision. No matter how hard you try, it won’t come out. You blow on the funnel: It begins a chain reaction in a sterile testing room where cutlery is hurled via miniature trebuchet, towards an iron cast statue of US vice secretary of state Condolisa Rice. Each successful hit is recorded in a computer database, decided into hits pet body part. You shift the caramel striped gear box: Hippopotamus hair wigs are distributed to local post offices the world over and are subsequently delivered to the doors of desperate, hawkish, clawing families. Do you leave and live in vanity and ignorance or stay to witness the full consequences of your actions?

#worldheritage #globalwarming #ethical #nature #genetics #one #beast #racing #jamesbond #controlfreak #vanity #beauty #smoker #vape #vegan #carnivore #spirit #rivers #pipe #lycra

Drawn. Drawn to what you might ask. Fan tapering? Tandem foal appetite neatness clasping? Dorsal requiem poaching parties of a bygone era? I believe this quandary requires much more thorough investigation than such senile drivel. Please. Pace, hold your back mollusks in check and sit loose for I have prepared for you a two part ‘nut crack’ case report! Created to present the data for your subliminal coercion my pastiche catering of an explanation is as follows:

I) The module of care stands tall today and I draw my panty line scrape, bold and red, onto the hull of our ship. Mantis shrimp gall bladder and guppies vent innumerable smarmy utterances down in the floppy waters. Bleak scaffolding nestles its precious cloistered innards. This ancient ship which, unbeknownst to most, holds a duel significance. It is a hoax ridden folly to approach it’s true meaning. To reveal something one must grope in the dark. Alone in a vast cavern of flittering banter hounds.

II) Bat wings extend. Gulls cry. I hear the fletching in my grimace arrows shiver. What approaches is vast, illimitable and austere. Feigning strategic merit will get us only so far. Musk braggadocio rumours must be set off for a full swing to take effect. It’s a humour not galloped far my friends. Darling friends. Dream porpoise-centric dreams for me as I cape your cranial vestiges with macaroon batter and seashell dust. Let us smugly announce our subsidiary routs moot!

This report courtesy of the following words: Vote, mottle, puck, smear, pontoon, breastplate, backwash, trench, stain, narcolepsy, bin, visage and of course noggin.

#ahab #noodlers #flexnib #fountainpen #custom #vegan #carnivore #pineal #vape #science #nihilism #recipe #jodorosky #sebastian #fashion #voting #report #proof #truth #reality

Digital painting WIP.

Here is your fault line enabled favourite fop. Oh how they splurge carbuncle null. Oh how they clamour gradations stool. Droop now for the flotsam gamut equine drills. Haggle dampener hand rapier ballooning trustee. Finch edifices drapes and udder utterances. You flew it the coop it of and. So of. At in. Yucatan plateau.

#glamour #idol #kombucha #fop #dune # #opacity #famous #heckle #eggs #neatness #vegan #meateater #phychedelic #dream #healthy #breakcore #breakcorefamily #digitalpainting #digitalart

Smoke Goblin WIP!

Been working on this all day. I could go on forever. My new toy is so much fun!

#cg #digitalpainting #goblin #smoke #psychedelic #fluff #smirk #cute #deformed #beautiful #wacom #cintiq #handtoeyecoordination #success #ultra #powerup #character #caricature

NUEW.
HANT PAIN DEAD.
TEIGH-CHIRD DAS SIGHN..

Artistic process walkthrough:

1) Actuality actuation semolina sand semantics strobe: Hedge your bents Mr cleft mantic. I assail the boardwalk of flies like a sprig of our spring lamb’s finest. Hasten but not without chaste. Poultice enticement theories champion our causality notion within lofty rigour aspirations.

2) Munt gumption of the harum.
Eastern western ease durum west turn whence Kern. Wiz blister. Walloping might candid fructose crux. Elevation of free floating emigration masts. They pull us deep into pyre moguls heated spa seats. Streaming 8G connection ambivalence to the grieving masses. Mass is.

3) Dressed often by a nest full of children holding sewing needles in there lips. Smells from the scullery waft, carried by ancient mystical winds into your repenting nostrils. Gloat no more for the treaty is signed. Flavour profiling helps nut out the cause. Obey nothing but your intuition fruits. They taste like chalk and sawdust.

4) Kiss the salt laden crest of their nose chain. Start from the nostril and follow each link, one by one, until you reach the ear lobe. Rest there a half moment then release the tongue slowly tracing the outline of cartilage round the outside edge until you arrive back at your starting point. Reposition head gently and rub your lips and nose up and down over the skin behind the back of the ear until complete.

NU T-SHURD DEZIN.
HAMBD PAINDEAD.
IT CARES ABOUT YU.

Artist statement:

Look up at the cliffs my little swill sipper. Gaze agog and your vectoring eyes shall find them. They grasp tightly there, amongst the nests of seabirds and spider silks, a platter of innumerable culinary delights. Silently waiting. Rapt. Rapt.

Your tiny shoulders a mass of barnacles and krill residue. Minute worms wriggle and burrow deeper into your fat. What more for this stance? What for the proletariat? Gulls clap their beaks in the distance. A code hailing the coming of the deluge. See the polished brass crockery reflecting your sudsy self down back at you. You know that look. A visage that has weathered many a crest fallen luncheon. A heavy brow that has mocked a thousand blender incidents. A lip line incognito.

Watch as I nullify these passing moments in song. Sung directly through sea shell intelligence. Undiluted instructive insurgency. Greet the platter falling from the cliff side. Eyes closed. Resignation, splattering over your face, splashing in the tidal pools, froth curdling. Exotic as they may be, these gastronomical marvels are only part of one greater osmosis event. Your pores should itch hungrily.

Scampy cuff.